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Whats big and grey and lives in from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !

Whats grey and goes round and round from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !

Whats grey and never needs ironing A from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !

Whats grey stands in a river when from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !

Whats big and grey and wears a from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !

Whats grey and moves at a hundred from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !

Why does an elephant wear sneakers So from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !

Why were the elephants thrown out of from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

Why did the elephant paint himself with from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

How does an elephant get down from from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !

What do you call an elephant that from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !

Why did the elephant paint his toenails from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Were going to play elephants and circuses from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?' 'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !'

Q What is the pink stuff between from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns.